Don't get too excited - there is no one here except us chickens.

Although I know that I am a very interesting person, it seemed that no one wanted to know about the mole on my left buttock or see amusing pictures of my pet cat.

So then I thought I would create a fan site, but the only person of whom I am an ardent admirer said "No!", so that was no good.

Then I thought about a site dedicated to my hobby, but there seemed to be very few enthusiastic students of the aesthetic qualities of chicken droppings, which surprised me somewhat.

So finally I decided to leave this page comletely blank...except for this explanation, of course!

And then I thought, that I really ought to do something sensible, so I will shortly put together a site worth visiting. But what will it say?